Wednesday, December 4, 2013

PitchWars Mentee Bio

This is me:

So why would you want to pick me as your PitchWars mentee?

Mainly because I'm awesome. And incredibly humble about it too. Much like this guy:

Also, like that guy, I do SCIENCE for a living. I happen to be a Rocket Scientist. There are currently four satellites in space that I've touched. That's cool, yes?

I once gave an entire, professional presentation to a group of about 30 engineers in which there was an Avengers reference and picture on every slide. Seriously. For real. That happened. And my boss and my boss's boss both complimented me on HOW AWESOME it was.

I have a huge debilitating minor crush on this guy:

Because his portrayal of a certain god of mischief literally changed my life.

Cap and I agree on this, but like Steve Rogers, I love and respect everyone regardless of what they believe:

On a daily basis, this is the person I quote the most often:

Let's see what else might you need to know about me? I probably would have been sorted into Slytherin at age 11 but have since mellowed into a Ravenclaw (Slytherclaw forever), would choose to be an Aes Sedai of the Brown Ajah, would probably never even rate a dragon on Pern, would kill to work at Stargate Command, would not survive the first five minutes of the Hunger Games, would pick Erudite in a heartbeat, and Loki's jail cell where all he has to do is read books is my idea of heaven.

So in summary I am a HUGE GEEK.

And here, have a bonus gif of sheer adorableness: